At the crowded Sandton bus stop a beautiful young blonde woman wearing a
tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover
that she couldn't!

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once
again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this  time, Hennie, a fris boerseun from Kakamas, who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

Hennie smiled and in his best English answered her : 'Well, ma'am, normally
I would agree wiff you, but after you unzipped my fly free times, I kinda
figured we was friends.'