DO YOU KNOW THAT A "MAN" IS MADE UP OF MANY USELESS PARTS.
~ ONE ADAMS APPLE THAT ISN'T AN APPLE.
~ TWO CALVES THAT NEVER BECOME COWS.
~ TEN NAILS THAT WON'T HOLD BOARDS.
~ A CHEST THAT WON'T HOLD LINEN.
~ TWO T!TS THAT WON'T GIVE MILK.
~ A BELLY BUTTON THAT WON'T BUTTON.
~ AN AS*S  THAT WON'T PULL A PLOW.
~ TWO BALL S THAT WON'T ROLL.
~ AND AN ORGAN THAT WON'T PLAY MUSIC.

TO ALL THE LADIES:....
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT.............?
YOU'VE GOT A PU*SSY THAT CAN'T CATCH MICE!!!