A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
 
Tourist:                        $5.00
Broiled Missionary:        $7.00
Fried Explorer:              $9.00
Freshly Baked Labor, Liberals, Democrats or ANC : $150.00
 
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price
difference for the Politicians?'
 
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of sh1t, it takes all morning.'