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A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel
outside Kalgoorlie.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have
one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.
The truckie replies, 'Madam, I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick.
outside Kalgoorlie.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have
one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.
The truckie replies, 'Madam, I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick.
(71 words)
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