I phoned the South African Presidential office and, thank goodness I did.
 If it was not for me making that phone-call, our Zumie would have ended up
with 16 wives in the very near future.
Very early in our discussion it became clear to me that the whole problem is
purely because our President misunderstood his wedding vows.

He thought it meant:
"FOUR better, FOUR worse, FOUR richer and FOUR poorer."

So you can all relax.  He now understands that he doesn't have to have 16
wives!!