Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman
at a roadblock.

'Congratulations', said the cop...'Because you are wearing your seat
belt you have just won R5, 000 in an Arrive Alive safety competition'.

Sipho could hardly believe his luck.

'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.

'Well I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,' Sipho answered.

'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat.'He tries
to be smart when he's drunk.'

This woke up Ndlovu in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned,

'I TOLD you stealing the BMW was a bad idea. A Mazda would have been
better.'

At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakeles' voice
said,'Are we over the border yet?'

The cop said .... 'Okay, my brothers. How are we sharing this R5000?!