A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang
of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in
the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it
on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the SH!T out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'