Priceless Observations
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 days ago by SS Tagged with: quotes   priceless   observations   Make a comment
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) -------------------------------- I had a rose named after me and... Read more
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How to Offend just about everyone...
	10 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 days ago by QuickSand Tagged with: quicksand   pg13   offend   everyone   Make a comment
* I'm living next door to a Indian couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard,... Read more
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I'M SENDING YOU SOME SPRING
	5 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 days ago by SS Tagged with: spring   sending   Make a comment
This only takes a second and it feels so good! I think we all need a... Read more
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Vaseline
	11 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 days ago by Ruan12345 Tagged with: vaseline   ruan12345   pg13   1 comment
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate... Read more
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Indian Marrital Revenge ...
	8 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 days ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: revenge   marrital   indian   Make a comment
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you”. Mom said, “nai nai beti, he must... Read more
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Coffee warning
	13 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 7 days ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: warning   pg13l   coffee   Make a comment
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even... Read more
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Vark ...
	9 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by SS Tagged with: vark   afrikaans   Make a comment
Plaaswerker aan boer (op tweerigtingradio): Jonas: Baas ek't di vark getrap meddi bakkie, Hys sharp, mar hy sit vas by di bulbar, hy skrou banja! Baas: Jonas, vat die 303 agter die seat, skiet hom,... Read more
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Making a baby - A MUST READ!
	11 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by QuickSand Tagged with: read   quicksand   making   baby   1 comment
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father... Read more
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Pickup Line
	7 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by QuickSand Tagged with: quicksand   pickup   pg13l   line   Make a comment
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here, Good Looking, I scr%w anybody, anytime, anywhere, your... Read more
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CONFUCIUS SAY. . .
	2 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: tiger   confucius   1 comment
"A Lion will not betray his wife.... But a Tiger Wood."... Read more
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Lighten up Buddies........
	5 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: lighten   buddies   Make a comment
Boss: Where were you born? Philemon: In Zimbabwe Boss: Which part? Philemon: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe. Philemon and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car. Friend: What... Read more
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Waar kom 'ek het jou lief' vandaan ...
	5 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by SS Tagged with: waar   vandaan   valentine   liefde   lief   kom   jou   het   afrikaans   1 comment
Wa' kom die sêding - Ek het jou lief vandaan? : Adam en Eva was Capies... Eva bad innie stroompie en haar blaartjie dryf... Read more
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29 Universal truths
	8 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: universal   truths   Make a comment
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument... Read more
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Perception
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: perception   Make a comment
. . . Something To Think About . . . THE SITUATION In Washington DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, this man with a violin played... Read more
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Tools for men!
	8 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by Zenith Tagged with: zenith   tools   men   Make a comment
Tools Explained DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the... Read more
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Manyana
	10 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: manyana   Make a comment
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word "mañana" (pronounced "manyana"). Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He said... Read more
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Gedagte vir die dag ...
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   gedagte   dag   afrikaans   Make a comment
Seks is soos 'n payslip. Jy kan dit met niemand bespreek nie want dan weet almal hoe min jy kry………... Read more
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Confused about 'service'
	6 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: service   confused   Make a comment
I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies. South African Revenue 'Service' Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Municipal 'Service' Civil 'Service' South African Police 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what... Read more
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Do you know who I am?
	16 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: marriage   Make a comment
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for... Read more
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Van die plaas... FORD Fans....EXCELLENT!!!!
	11 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: plaas   ford   fans   Make a comment
Oom Kallie en Tant Anna, wat hulle hele lewe lank geboer het, trek na 'n meenthuisie in die stad. Dis nou, nadat hulle alles verkoop het: plaas, trekkers, bakkies, vee, sommer... Read more
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HAVE TO BE A TEQUILLA LOVER TO ENJOY THIS ONE......
	10 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: tequilla   pg13   lover   enjoy   Make a comment
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and... Read more
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Urology Vs Orthopedics
	18 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: urology   pg13l   orthopedics   contirbuted   Make a comment
When George first noticed that his ding-a-ling was growing much larger and staying up longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, it had grown to nearly twenty inches. George... Read more
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Politically Correct Police
	10 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by Mtatazela Tagged with: politically   police   correct   Make a comment
A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car. He radios for backup. "What's the situation?" "A big fat black dude is dancing on a car roof." "You... Read more
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UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)
	9 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: ucla   study   short   interesting   Make a comment
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on... Read more
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Lulu
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: lulu   kids   Make a comment
A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked... Read more
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