A wife asked her husband to describe her
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 days ago by SS Tagged with: wife   husband   describe   asked   Make a comment
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,... Read more
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Did you know - please spread the word.
	6 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: spread   pg13l   Make a comment
Did you know: The testicles of a Rhino poacher can cure HIV/AIDS. Please spread the word!!!!!... Read more
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Bait Ball Feast - Nature's Great Events: The Great Feast
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: nature   feast   events   ball   bait   Make a comment

Thoughtful Scotsman
	3 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: thoughtful   scotsman   Make a comment
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Margaret, put your hat and coat on... Read more
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The tourist & the rat
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: tourist   rat   Make a comment
A tourist from London walked into a Brighton antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag,... Read more
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Jewish grandmother
	3 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: jewish   grandmother   Make a comment
T H E Jewish E L B O W A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You... Read more
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Horlosie ...
	1 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   horlosie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Man ruil sy horlosie vir 'n "knypie" by 'n prostituut. Sy vrou vra die aand waar is sy horlosie? Man antwoord: weggesteek... Read more
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GREAT TRUTHS
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by SS Tagged with: truths   Make a comment
GREAT TRUTHS 1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a... Read more
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Thomas Jefferson
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: thomas   jefferson   history   Make a comment
_/*Thomas Jefferson This is amazing. There are two parts. Be sure to read the 2nd part (in RED). Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life... Read more
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SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by BosBaba Tagged with: training   special   pg13l   intensity   bosbaba   Make a comment
RECOMMENDED TRAINING PROGRAMME FOR ALL PERSONNEL In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our... Read more
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Barry Hilton - Ons gaan nou braai
	4 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 months ago by SA-PROMO-Mag Tagged with: sa-promo-mag   ons   local   hilton   gaan   braai   barry   1 comment

Verstaan jy....my plannetjie???
	13 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by SS Tagged with: verstaan   plannetjie   pg13l   afrikaans   6 comments
Elke oggend betree die trotse hoenderhaan die hoenderhok. Saggies soen hy nege van tien henne. Maar van die tiende hoenderhen pluk hy 'n veer. So gaan dit aan van dag... Read more
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Dogtertjie
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   dogtertjie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Dogtertjie is baie bang vir 'n stetoskoop.... Dokter probeer haar troos en sê "kom ons kyk of Barney in jou hart is" Dogtertjie kyk verskrik en sê ewe ernstig: "Nee, Jesus is... Read more
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Bietjie lag vir die dag.
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   lag   dag   bietjie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Guy walks into a Adult Shop: "Two packs of condoms please." The assistant ask "Do you need a bag?" Guy answer, "No thanks she isn't that ugly." ‘n Maand na Koos se troue... Read more
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Rough jokes
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: rough   pg13l   jokes   Make a comment
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I... Read more
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GOLDEN RULES OF F**ING
	1 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   ing   golden   Make a comment
1.F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmful if done every day of your life . 2.F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body. 3.F***ing refreshes... Read more
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NEWSPAPER MAP - THIS IS SO CLEVER
	5 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: newspaper   map   clever   Make a comment
One could spend hours poring over the world's headlines - but I have to be... Read more
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Hot and Cold Sex
	4 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by PH Tagged with: sex   pg13   cold   Make a comment
After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact,... Read more
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Obsessions !
	10 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by PH Tagged with: pg13   obsessions   Make a comment
A psychologist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed... Read more
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Stupid is as stupid does!!!
	2 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: stupid   does   Make a comment
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Kortes
	5 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by SS Tagged with: kortes   afrikaans   Make a comment
Blond sit in die kroeg. Twee ouens kom in en sit weerskante van haar. Een se vir die kroegman: "Johnny Walker, single" ander een se: "Jack Daniels, single", blond haak... Read more
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Toe ek klein was, was ons so arm... (en dit was die goeie ou dae)
	2 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by AdB Tagged with: toe   pg13l   ons   klein   goeie   dae   arm   afrikaans   adb   Make a comment
Toe ek klein was, was ons so arm... ...as ons gaan aansit by die tafel, dan het my pa vir ons uit die "Kook-en-Geniet" gelees. ...as ek nie 'n seuntjie was nie,... Read more
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Wiskunde
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by Ruan12345 Tagged with: wiskunde   ruan12345   pg13l   afrikaans   Make a comment
Onderwyser: As ek vir jou twee hasies gee, en nog twee hasies en nog twee, hoeveel sal jy hê? Jannie: Sewe, meneer. Onderwyser: Nee, luister mooi. As ek vir jou twee hasies... Read more
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James Braai 0027 - "Live and Let Braai"
	7 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 months ago by SA-PROMO-Magazine Tagged with: sa-promo-magazine   live   james   braai   0027   Make a comment

Life...... explained
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: explained   Make a comment
God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you... Read more
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