Pet note
	4 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pet   animals   1 comment
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. ... Read more
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Unusual event...
	4 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Nash Tagged with: unusual   nash   event   Make a comment
The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay. It began, "Daddy fell into the... Read more
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Blood transfusions fact
	3 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Nash Tagged with: transfusions   pg13   nash   blood   Make a comment
American Medical Association researchers have found that Patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women... Read more
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When Love Fades.....
	8 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Mtatazela Tagged with: pg13l   love   fades   Make a comment
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" I... Read more
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Psychic Daughter
	14 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: psychic   daughter   Make a comment
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy,... Read more
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In honour of stupid people
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: stupid   people   honour   1 comment
Thought this was pretty funny In Honour of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer... Read more
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Ingerland! #worldcup #eng
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: worldcup   wc2010   quicksand   ingerland   eng   Make a comment
- David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup - his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney. -... Read more
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Facts about your birth year ...
	6 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: facts   birth   Make a comment
Got 5 minutes to waste ... get some facts on your birth year: http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/
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PREGNANT AT 61.
	16 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pregnant   doctors   Make a comment
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as... Read more
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Dog for sale..
	9 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: sale   dog   Make a comment
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch below! Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent... Read more
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The Meaning of Life in 13 Words
	2 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: words   meaning   Make a comment
Truer words have never been spoken............. The Meaning of Life in 13 Words “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened”.... Read more
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Long live the Coloured!!
	14 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: live   coloured   Make a comment
A Coloured, Whitey and an Indian sit in a restaurant. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He looks so familiar, and not recognising... Read more
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VERY Brave Man Jokes...
	15 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by AK Tagged with: relationship   marriage   jokes   brave   Make a comment
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of... Read more
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Father's day eCards by TopGear
	0 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: topgear   father   ecards   Make a comment
Send your Dad a cool TopGear eCard on Father's day: http://www.topgear.com/fathers-day-ecards/index.html
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Labrador - Irish
	7 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: pg13l   labrador   irish   1 comment
Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a labrador. 'Fook off' say's Mick, 'have you seen how many of their owners go blind'.... Read more
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Sickipedia's take on vuvuzelas
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: wc2010   vuvuzelas   sickipedia   pg13l   Make a comment
My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches. She's used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a f*cking roundabout. Check here for more: http://www.sickipedia.org/
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Follow World Cup 2010 on Twitter
	0 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: wc2010   twitter   follow   2010   Make a comment
Check out Twitter's World Cup site - http://twitter.com/worldcup/worldcup
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40 South Africanisms you should know
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: should   local   heita   africanisms   Make a comment
BABBELAS (BUBBLE-US): Hangover. Usage: "Jeez, I had too many dops last night. I've got a hectic babbelas." BAKKIE (BUCKY): What Americans would term a "pick-up". A two-seater light vehicle with an... Read more
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline ....
	4 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: telephones   psychic   hotline   frog   animals   Make a comment
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will... Read more
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INSIDE THE COCKPIT OF THE NEW AIRBUS A380
	4 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: transport   inside   cockpit   airbus   a380   1 comment
This is cool. As you move your cursor you can see the whole cockpit from... Read more
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Strange Golf Quotes:
	7 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: strange   quotes   golf   Make a comment
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino My favorite shots are... Read more
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Better than a Flu Shot!
	6 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: shot   pg13   flu   1 comment
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him... Read more
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Negotiating car use ...
	8 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: negotiating   car   Make a comment
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a... Read more
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World Cup Fixture Tool
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by MA Tagged with: tool   fixture   2010   Make a comment
This is a very cool flash thingy that shows you the various WC fixtures and venues etc. Check it out: http://www.marca.com/deporte/futbol/mundial/sudafrica-2010/calendario-english.html
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A Little Known Fact ...
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by MS Tagged with: known   Make a comment
A little known fact ... The first testicular guard (“ball box”) was used in cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realise... Read more
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