Quick Question
	4 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: quick   question   Make a comment
Q) If iron man is a super hero, what is iron woman? A) ... Read more
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Never Lose Your Grandson!
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   lose   grandson   Make a comment
Never Lose Your Grandson! My small grandson got lost at the big parade down in DC the other day.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard... Read more
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Little Johnny - Breakfast
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   johnny   breakfast   Make a comment
A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students... Read more
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The love story of Ralph and Edna
	10 Grins :) | 19 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by AK Tagged with: story   ralph   love   edna   Make a comment
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don ' t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a... Read more
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Google's tribute to PacMan
	6 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: tribute   pacman   google   Make a comment
It was Pacman's 30th anniversary, to pay tribute to it. Google developed a fully interactive Google Doodle. In case you missed it over the last couple of days, check it out here: http://www.google.com/pacman/
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Only a South African will understand this!
	18 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: understand   local   heita   african   Make a comment
Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman at a roadblock. 'Congratulations', said the cop...'Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won R5,... Read more
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Verdomde dop
	4 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by DS Tagged with: verdomde   dop   afrikaans   Make a comment
Wanneer iets goed gebeur, suip ons om dit te celebrate. Wanneer iets kakkies gebeur, suip ons om dit te vergeet. Maar wanneer niks gebeur nie, suip ons om iets te laat gebeur! PS/NB:... Read more
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Hillary Clinton goes to the doctor ...
	11 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Ashok Tagged with: hillary   doctor   clinton   ashok   Make a comment
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...Here she is in the middle of her first run for President .....now... Read more
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Difference between the word 'COMPLETE & FINISHED '
	10 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: finished   difference   complete   Make a comment
Is there a difference between these two words. Well the answer is here. The word 'COMPLETE & FINISHED ' People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. But there is a difference. When... Read more
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Lions Super 14 2010 - Giggel saam.....
	1 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by BN Tagged with: super   saam   rugby   lions   giggel   afrikaans   2010   Make a comment
* Wat doen 'n Lions-ondersteuner as hy klaar die Super 14 Beker gewen het? Hy sit sy Playstation af. * Het jy gehoor hulle bring 'n nuwe vorm van... Read more
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Short Witty Dictionary
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: witty   short   dictionary   Make a comment
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The... Read more
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Brains of Britain ?????
	4 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: britain   brains   Make a comment
BRAINS OF BRITAIN UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) --------------------------------------------------------- Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG,... Read more
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Stroppy / Titanic
	3 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Markus Tagged with: titanic   stroppy   pg13l   markus   Make a comment
A Doctor , a lawyer and a priest are on the Titanic. The Dr. exclaims, "Get the children off first." The lawyer replies, "Fuck the kids." The priest says, "Is there time?"... Read more
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Politics 101
	12 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: politics   pg13l   contriibuted   101   Make a comment
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The... Read more
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Tom trou!
	10 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Eddie Tagged with: trou   tom   pg13l   afrikaans   Make a comment
Tom trou en op sy huweliksnag bel hy sy pa om tips te vra, want hy het nog nooit 'n vrou geseks nie. Tom: "So, wat doen ek eerste?" Pa: ... Read more
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Logic: Piet and Koos!
	11 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: piet   logic   local   koos   heita   Make a comment
Piet and Koos, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Piet turns to Koos and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think... Read more
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Funny Malema Song
	14 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Oom Piet Tagged with: song   piet   oom   malema   funny   1 comment

5 Question Quiz
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: quiz   question   5 comments
Guys - try it ! Girls - test your other halves....... **A Man's Real test*************!! How fast can you guess the words 1. B o o _ s 2. _ _... Read more
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New heights
	5 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: pg13l   heights   Make a comment
Height of Unemployment - Cobwebs in the p*ssy of a prostitute. Height of Trouble - A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his... Read more
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Failure
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: inspirational   failure   Make a comment
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.... Read more
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Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters
	3 Grins :) | 11 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pass   daughters   advice   Make a comment
* Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters * 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?... Read more
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Gatiep - waar is jy gebore?
	3 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: waar   gebore   gatiep   afrikaans   Make a comment
* Landros: *"Gatiep waar is jy gebore?" * **Gatiep:* "In die Kaap Jou Honor" * **Landros: *"Watter deel?" * **Gatiep:* "My hele lyf Jou Honor, net die tanne kom uit Joburg"... Read more
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Restaurants
	10 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by ZH Tagged with: restaurants   ipod   Make a comment
Restaurants..... I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the... Read more
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Great 360 views of worldcup stadiums
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: worldcup   wc2010   views   stadiums   soccer   2010   360   2 comments
Cape Town http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/4d76d42b-fd48-aef7-a57a-7905ad61dbaf Nelspruit how about that grass!! http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/4c382ba5-9c6d-fcd4-c932-074c6b0a9f0c Loftus http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/4dd33ea3-36a5-2852-ed4a-373e8dbe319c Ellis Park http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/6bc3e2ff-a96e-f7a3-fe93-2b472ea490fc PE http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/2614ff43-df2f-8a66-d23e-c9ad166b65d0 Polokwane from the pitch http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/772db225-cbc2-8b6c-8c3a-a58c2ede1c9d Bloemfontein http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/1f5389c2-1b15-4bfd-ccad-2541b83dc50a Durban from below http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/2a8bb725-fa31-1879-2321-dcc5a00ffee8 Durban from the top http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/b723942d-8593-3ba7-d6e2-1f2eff120b0e Soccer... Read more
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A sad day indeed....
	6 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: sad   pg13l   local   indeed   heita   afrikaans   Make a comment
Eerste vat hulle Eugene van die Boere, nou vat hulle Lolly van die Hoere... Its over man!!!!!... Read more
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