The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: praise   pg13   pastor   congregation   asked   Make a comment
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago,... Read more
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The difference between Campaigning and Voting
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: voting   politics   difference   campaigning   Make a comment
The difference between Campaigning and Voting While walking down the street one day a 'Member of Parliament' is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is... Read more
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A sweet story
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: sweet   story   pg13   Make a comment
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street and had... Read more
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Wrong side of the bed
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: wrong   side   bed   Make a comment
Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother... Read more
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Elderly Golfer . . .
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   golfer   elderly   Make a comment
* An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the... Read more
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Kosie
	2 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   kosie   Make a comment
Die vrou word wakker uit diep narkose nadat sy ‘n “fanny tuck” gehad. (Durbanville Medi Clinic) Op die tafel voor haar bed in die hospitaalsaal waar sy lê, is daar... Read more
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Wine Cubes
	4 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: wine   pg13   cubes   Make a comment
I just read an article about a lady who makes ice cubes from left-over wine. I am so confused! What the f**k is left-over wine?... Read more
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Life's simple truth...??
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Pg13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by Mtatazela Tagged with: truth   simple   pg13l   Make a comment
A man's life is like a penis; simple, relaxed, and just hanging out freely..., its women that make it Hard!... Read more
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Census 2011
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by DS Tagged with: local   census   2011   Make a comment
CAN you believe it? They sent my 2011 Census form back to me! In response to question # 4: "Do you have any dependents?" I replied: "2.1 million illegal immigrants,... Read more
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Help line for men
	12 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 months ago by DS Tagged with: pg13   men   line   help   Make a comment
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:   I have suspected for some... Read more
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My meisie is te oud vir my
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 months ago by SS Tagged with: rugby   oud   meisie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Seun: Pa, ek dink my meisie is te oud vir my. Pa: Hoe so seun? Seun: Sy sê sy het al gesien hoe wen WP die Curriebeker.... Read more
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'n Siek seuntjie
	4 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 months ago by SS Tagged with: siek   seuntjie   pg13l   afrikaans   Make a comment
'n Siek seuntjie slaap die aand tussen ma en pa. Hulle wil baie graag die ding doen en laat hom op die vloer langs die bed lê. Nadat hulle klaar is, wil... Read more
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Super Rugby fever - Join our pool on Superbru!
	0 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 months ago by zero Tagged with: superbru   super   rugby   pool   join   fever   Make a comment
Come join my Super Rugby prediction game on SuperBru! It's free and loads of fun. Just click here: http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/pool.asp?p=256756 Pool name: emailjokes Pool code: lardsews
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JuJu' Library
	1 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: library   juju   Make a comment
Read more here: http://tinypic.com/r/5tul2q/5
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Innie Kaap!!
	5 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: kaap   innie   Make a comment
1. The fruit seller walks up to the car and says: "Peske, Peske. Lekke peskes. Net vyf rand virrie laanie." The guy in the car says: "Is hulle soet?" The fruit seller sa... Read more
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A wife asked her husband to describe her
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by SS Tagged with: wife   husband   describe   asked   Make a comment
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,... Read more
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Did you know - please spread the word.
	7 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by SS Tagged with: spread   pg13l   Make a comment
Did you know: The testicles of a Rhino poacher can cure HIV/AIDS. Please spread the word!!!!!... Read more
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Bait Ball Feast - Nature's Great Events: The Great Feast
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by zero Tagged with: nature   feast   events   ball   bait   Make a comment

Thoughtful Scotsman
	4 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by SS Tagged with: thoughtful   scotsman   Make a comment
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Margaret, put your hat and coat on... Read more
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The tourist & the rat
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by SS Tagged with: tourist   rat   Make a comment
A tourist from London walked into a Brighton antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag,... Read more
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Jewish grandmother
	3 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 months ago by SS Tagged with: jewish   grandmother   Make a comment
T H E Jewish E L B O W A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You... Read more
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Horlosie ...
	1 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   horlosie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Man ruil sy horlosie vir 'n "knypie" by 'n prostituut. Sy vrou vra die aand waar is sy horlosie? Man antwoord: weggesteek... Read more
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GREAT TRUTHS
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by SS Tagged with: truths   Make a comment
GREAT TRUTHS 1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a... Read more
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Thomas Jefferson
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 5 months ago by SS Tagged with: thomas   jefferson   history   Make a comment
_/*Thomas Jefferson This is amazing. There are two parts. Be sure to read the 2nd part (in RED). Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life... Read more
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SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 months ago by BosBaba Tagged with: training   special   pg13l   intensity   bosbaba   Make a comment
RECOMMENDED TRAINING PROGRAMME FOR ALL PERSONNEL In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our... Read more
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