Barry Hilton - Ons gaan nou braai
	5 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 months ago by SA-PROMO-Mag Tagged with: sa-promo-mag   ons   local   hilton   gaan   braai   barry   Make a comment

Verstaan jy....my plannetjie???
	15 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 7 months ago by SS Tagged with: verstaan   plannetjie   pg13l   afrikaans   1 comment
Elke oggend betree die trotse hoenderhaan die hoenderhok. Saggies soen hy nege van tien henne. Maar van die tiende hoenderhen pluk hy 'n veer. So gaan dit aan van dag... Read more
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Dogtertjie
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 8 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   dogtertjie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Dogtertjie is baie bang vir 'n stetoskoop.... Dokter probeer haar troos en sê "kom ons kyk of Barney in jou hart is" Dogtertjie kyk verskrik en sê ewe ernstig: "Nee, Jesus is... Read more
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Bietjie lag vir die dag.
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 8 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   lag   dag   bietjie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Guy walks into a Adult Shop: "Two packs of condoms please." The assistant ask "Do you need a bag?" Guy answer, "No thanks she isn't that ugly." ‘n Maand na Koos se troue... Read more
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Rough jokes
	5 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 8 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: rough   pg13l   jokes   Make a comment
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I... Read more
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GOLDEN RULES OF F**ING
	1 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 8 months ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   ing   golden   Make a comment
1.F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmful if done every day of your life . 2.F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body. 3.F***ing refreshes... Read more
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NEWSPAPER MAP - THIS IS SO CLEVER
	5 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 8 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: newspaper   map   clever   Make a comment
One could spend hours poring over the world's headlines - but I have to be... Read more
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Hot and Cold Sex
	4 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 8 months ago by PH Tagged with: sex   pg13   cold   Make a comment
After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact,... Read more
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Obsessions !
	10 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 8 months ago by PH Tagged with: pg13   obsessions   Make a comment
A psychologist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed... Read more
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Stupid is as stupid does!!!
	2 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 9 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: stupid   does   Make a comment
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Kortes
	5 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 9 months ago by SS Tagged with: kortes   afrikaans   Make a comment
Blond sit in die kroeg. Twee ouens kom in en sit weerskante van haar. Een se vir die kroegman: "Johnny Walker, single" ander een se: "Jack Daniels, single", blond haak... Read more
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Toe ek klein was, was ons so arm... (en dit was die goeie ou dae)
	2 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 9 months ago by AdB Tagged with: toe   pg13l   ons   klein   goeie   dae   arm   afrikaans   adb   Make a comment
Toe ek klein was, was ons so arm... ...as ons gaan aansit by die tafel, dan het my pa vir ons uit die "Kook-en-Geniet" gelees. ...as ek nie 'n seuntjie was nie,... Read more
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Wiskunde
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 9 months ago by Ruan12345 Tagged with: wiskunde   ruan12345   pg13l   afrikaans   Make a comment
Onderwyser: As ek vir jou twee hasies gee, en nog twee hasies en nog twee, hoeveel sal jy hê? Jannie: Sewe, meneer. Onderwyser: Nee, luister mooi. As ek vir jou twee hasies... Read more
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James Braai 0027 - "Live and Let Braai"
	7 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 9 months ago by SA-PROMO-Magazine Tagged with: sa-promo-magazine   live   james   braai   0027   Make a comment

Life...... explained
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 10 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: explained   Make a comment
God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you... Read more
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Die Flooze - Bike Brieke Boogie - smaak it stukkend?
	4 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 10 months ago by hexy Tagged with: stukkend   smaak   music   flooze   brieke   boogie   bike   afrikaans   Make a comment

My Favourite Animal
	16 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 10 months ago by SA-PROMO-Magazine Tagged with: sa-promo-magazine   favourite   animal   Make a comment
My Favourite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in... Read more
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The Green Thing
	12 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 10 months ago by SS Tagged with: green   Make a comment
In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized... Read more
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Unfaithful Wives
	6 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 11 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: wives   unfaithful   pg13   Make a comment
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home... Read more
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Service announcement from your Satellite TV service provider.
	7 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 11 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: service   satellite   provider   announcement   Make a comment
All "Stormers" games will no longer be shown on Supersport channels as Supersport is the Channel of Champions. “Blue Bull” games will be moved to the History Channel. All Sharks games can... Read more
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Where did the term "Piss Poor" come from?
	4 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 11 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: where   term   poor   piss   Make a comment
Interesting History Facts They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold... Read more
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MYSTERY GHOST BUS
	2 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 11 months ago by zero Tagged with: mystery   local   ghost   bus   Make a comment
MYSTERY GHOST BUS. Joburg, Cape Town & Pretoria THIS SAT 2 July. Also book right... Read more
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The Postman - too funny to not pass on!
	14 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 11 months ago by SS Tagged with: postman   pg13   pass   funny   Make a comment
One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still... Read more
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A glass of wine
	10 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 11 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: wine   glass   Make a comment
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, "I love you so much, I don't know how I... Read more
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Nie vir suurknolle bedoel nie ...
	7 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 11 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: suurknolle   pg13l   afrikaans   Make a comment
Jou mediese verslag het vandag by ons uitgekom. Jy het 'n tekort aan yster. Jy kort dadelik 'n SPYKER! ------------------------------------------------------- Gehoor jy mag nie meer praat van 'n hoer nie? Dit is nou 'n Horisontale... Read more
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