Tribal experiment - Laugh for the day.
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A young couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had a penis 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a... Read more
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TheUglyDance -- upload for face get dancing ...
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12 months ago by hexy
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Upload your face and start dancing:
http://theuglydance.com/
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Amazing LEGO printer ..
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12 months ago by hexy
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What if Social Media were a high school? #infographic
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Check out the Class of 2011:
http://www.pixelvulture.com/index.php/2011/06/welcome-to-social-media-high-school-infographic/
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Uiters EERLIKE besigheidsvrou
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12 months ago by TheSimpsons
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'n Sexy besigheidsvrou is vir 'n paar dae in die Sani Pas Hotel in die Drakensberge vir 'n belangrike besigheids transaksie. Die eerste aand verlei sy die opposisie maatskappy se direkteur in... Read more
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A successful rancher died
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she... Read more
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Larry's proverbs
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1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of... Read more
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An Irish Tradition....
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Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On... Read more
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Landy's vs other 4x4's
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Hulle sê 90 persent van Land Rovers wat gebou is , is nog oppad, die ander 10% het hulle bestemming gehaal All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on... Read more
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The Midget ...
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A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, "You promised you wouldn't cheat again .... !" The husband replies, "For Heavens sake, can't you see... Read more
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Oh to be 8 again
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked... Read more
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Honeymoon
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the... Read more
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The Over 25 exercise program
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The older we get, the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass. If you're over 25,... Read more
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WIFE FROM HELL - Excellent Laugh
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** A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control... Read more
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Woman's Poem .....
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He didn't like the casserole, And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right, He didn't like the... Read more
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English facts :) #DYK
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English language did you knows Did you know? no words in the English language rhyme with the words angel, angst, breadth, bulb, depth, eighth, month, ninth, orange, purple, scalp or twelfth Did... Read more
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Females should avoid a girls night out after they are married
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If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told... Read more
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New Starbucks coffee
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Starbucks limited edition coffee...'Bin Latte' - Dark bodied, frothy head with 2 shots in it.... Read more
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Kalahari.net spoof ads ahead of local elections ...
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http://www.cherryflava.com/cherryflava/2011/05/kalahari-spoofs-the-election-posters.html
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Man walks into a bar...
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A man walks into a bar with his monkey. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He... Read more
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Monastery Life
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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all... Read more
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Partners help each other undress before ...
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Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: No one helps you once you get screwed in life!... Read more
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Priceless...
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of... Read more
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Two Irish Nuns
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Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion... Read more
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Here it comes!!!!!
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Q. What is the height of optimism? A. A South African batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the main function of the South African coach? A. To transport the team from the... Read more
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