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| 16:00 Sit af na die kroeg met ´n hand vol groenes en ´n broek vol planne. 21:00 Begin onwelvoeglike opmerkings aan verbygaande dames maak. Word byna gebliksem. 23:00 Kies na ´n paar laaang brannewyne by die... Read more | |
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| WHY AFRICA IS 25 YEARS BEHIND THE DEVELOPED WORLD? | |
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| AFRICAN LEADERS Abdoulaye Wade ( Senegal )- age 83 Hosni Mubarak ( Egypt ) - age 82 Robert Mugabe ( Zimbabwe ) - age 86 Hifikepunye Pohamba ( Namibia ) - age 74 Rupiah Banda... Read more | |
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| Chinese Hurrymoon | |
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| A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers... Read more | |
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| Magic | |
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| 2 interesting years | |
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| Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions... Read more | |
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| Oupa en Ouma se antwoordmasjien | |
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| "Goeie more...Ons is nie tans tuis nie, maar laat asseblief 'n boodskap na die toon. As jy een van ons kinders is, druk een van die volgende nege opsies, sodat... Read more | |
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| New Words for 2011 | |
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| * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager,... Read more | |
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| Trou | |
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| Trou, wat wou ?!?!? Die seuntjie vra: Hoekom het Tannie nooit getrou nie? "Ag," sê sy, "ek het 'n papegaai, 'n hond en 'n kat; Saam is hulle maar nés 'n man! Die papegaai... Read more | |
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| The price of children | |
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| Here is something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen... Read more | |
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| 1955 | |
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PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpons Tagged with: thesimpons pg13 1955 Make a comment |
| A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of... Read more | |
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| Daughter of a Blue Bulls fan | |
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| My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo,... Read more | |
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| CANCEL CREDIT CARDS PRIOR TO DEATH | |
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| Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless . A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for... Read more | |
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| LOVE A GOOD NURSE....... | |
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| A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in... Read more | |
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| Cats & Teenagers | |
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| Strange Quotes about Cats & Teenagers: For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common... Read more | |
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| The hotel bill.... the best in a very long time... | |
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| An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the... Read more | |
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| Alcohol factory taster | |
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| In an alcohol factory as the regular taster died, the director started looking for a new one to hire. One day a drunkard with ragged and dirty look came to apply for... Read more | |
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| Yep ! Got 14 . . . . | |
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| Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favourite 'fast food' when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'Except for Fish... Read more | |
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| Fire Truck | |
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PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: truck pg13 fire Make a comment |
| If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing. A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl ... Read more | |
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| New Employment Rules | |
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| SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. MATERNITY LEAVE "Kort-Kort"... Read more | |
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| Vlakvark - Die Vark | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by NS Tagged with: vlakvark vark pg13l afrikaans Make a comment |
| Vlakvark kom op die drie leeu welpies alleen daar in die veld af: “Weet julle wat, se hy vir hulle, vanaand gaan ek julle ma looi” Ma leeu kom by die huis,... Read more | |
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| Why She Changed Hotels.. | |
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| Last week, a woman checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for... Read more | |
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| How to know if a fly is male or female | |
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| A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' she asked. ... Read more | |
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| Man is a woman's best friend. | |
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| He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear... Read more | |
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| Hunting | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by Jenryl Tagged with: pg13l jenryl hunting Make a comment |
| George is an avid hunter and is forever going hunting. He has stuffed animal heads and skins all over the house. His wife is getting tired of all the trophies... Read more | |
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| Setting traps ... | |
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| Wife was sure that her husband was cheating on her with the maid so she laid a trap One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't... Read more | |
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