Nature helping current government keeping their promises ...
	13 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: promises   nature   keeping   helping   current   1 comment
Thanks to the recent floods the Government got to keep its promise of having running water in every shack by 2011!... Read more
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Growing up without a cell phone
	14 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: without   phone   growing   cell   Make a comment
If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard... Read more
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Bakkie of ...
	5 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   bakkie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Op ‘n dag loop Jannie in die straat af en sien hy sy vriend, Piet, ry ‘n nuwe bakkie. Piet hou met ‘n groot glimlag langs hom stil. “Waar kry jy... Read more
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BLOOD TRANSFUSION!!!
	5 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: transfusion   pg13l   blood   Make a comment
Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! MEDICAL RESEARCH Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from... Read more
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JAG 2011
	6 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by SS Tagged with: valentine   jag   afrikaans   2011   Make a comment
Vier ouens het vir baie jare na dieselfde jagplaas in die Kalahari gegaan. Twee dae voor hulle weer sou gaan, het Vossie se vrou haar voet neergesit en gesê dat... Read more
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Important Health Message.
	13 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by SS Tagged with: message   health   Make a comment
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and... Read more
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Vaseline
	19 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: vaseline   Make a comment
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some... Read more
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Bad weather in RSA
	4 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: weather   rsa   pg13   Make a comment
Bad weather in RSA I've just heard from a friend in KZN He says it's been raining heavily for three days now, and his wife has done nothing but stare through the window. If... Read more
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Duck Hunting
	8 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by DS Tagged with: pg13l   hunting   duck   Make a comment
An Aussie guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later,... Read more
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Maxine's One Day Employment
	10 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   maxine   employment   Make a comment
So after landing my new job as an Edgars greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job... Read more
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A MUST READ FOR PHONE TEXTERS - modern abbreviations
	6 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by SS Tagged with: texters   read   phone   modern   abbreviations   Make a comment
TEXTING FOR SENIORS Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is... Read more
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Learning from Teachers
	9 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by CranialBlaze Tagged with: teachers   school   learning   kids   cranialblaze   Make a comment
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart... Read more
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That's once!!
	8 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by CranialBlaze Tagged with: once   cranialblaze   Make a comment
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's... Read more
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A Nigerian Man and a Casket....
	13 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: nigerian   casket   1 comment
A Nigerian man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on... Read more
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Nandos an Cell C --- Go head to head in marketing battle...
	8 Grins :) | 15 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 year ago by ZH Tagged with: nandos   marketing   head   cell   ads   ---   Make a comment
Cell C’s marketing campaign has become a talking point in South Africa, and Nandos has now launched their own tongue-in-cheek advertisements poking fun at the Cell C campaign. The Nandos advertisements... Read more
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Copper Wire
	17 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: wire   copper   Make a comment
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had... Read more
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Sunday school joke
	7 Grins :) | 14 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: school   pg13l   joke   Make a comment
Little April was not the best or gentlest student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April,... Read more
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S. E. K. S.
	6 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   afrikaans   Make a comment
KORT, KRAGTIG.... Die oom van 98 word deur die welfare besoek in die outehuis. "Wat doen julle heeldag oom?" Die oom antwoord kortaf "S.E.K.S." Geskok vra die jong dame "Oom bedoel... die heeldag?" Ja niggie.... Sit,... Read more
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From the Job Centre
	9 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   job   centre   1 comment
A man went into a Job Centre in Liverpool and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for... Read more
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Would you dare to climb this stairway? 540 meters
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Zenith Tagged with: zenith   stairway   meters   dare   climb   540   Make a comment
You have to see it to believe it: http://www.liveleak.com/e/07b_1284580365
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Stark naked in London taxi
	25 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: taxi   stark   pg13   naked   london   Make a comment
A stark naked, drunken woman jumped into a vacant taxi at a London Cab rank. The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring at the woman. He... Read more
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Ginekoloog
	8 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: pg13l   ginekoloog   afrikaans   Make a comment
Die vrou gaan vir haar jaarlikse ondersoek by die ginekoloog wie se spreekkamers bokant 'n bakkery geleë is. Terwyl sy oopbene daar lé en die dokter besig is met sy ondersoek... Read more
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Irish jokes
	10 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: jokes   irish   Make a comment
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I... Read more
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Don't phone the vet at night
	14 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: vet   phone   pg13l   night   Make a comment
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbours dog while they went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinsters... Read more
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Grandparents
	3 Grins :) | 8 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimspsons Tagged with: thesimspsons   grandparents   Make a comment
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started... Read more
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