CONFUCIUS SAY. . .
	4 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: tiger   confucius   1 comment
"A Lion will not betray his wife.... But a Tiger Wood."... Read more
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Lighten up Buddies........
	5 Grins :) | 8 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: lighten   buddies   Make a comment
Boss: Where were you born? Philemon: In Zimbabwe Boss: Which part? Philemon: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe. Philemon and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car. Friend: What... Read more
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Waar kom 'ek het jou lief' vandaan ...
	7 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: waar   vandaan   valentine   liefde   lief   kom   jou   het   afrikaans   1 comment
Wa' kom die sęding - Ek het jou lief vandaan? : Adam en Eva was Capies... Eva bad innie stroompie en haar blaartjie dryf... Read more
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29 Universal truths
	12 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: universal   truths   Make a comment
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument... Read more
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Perception
	7 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: perception   Make a comment
. . . Something To Think About . . . THE SITUATION In Washington DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, this man with a violin played... Read more
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Tools for men!
	8 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Zenith Tagged with: zenith   tools   men   Make a comment
Tools Explained DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the... Read more
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Manyana
	11 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: manyana   Make a comment
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word "mańana" (pronounced "manyana"). Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He said... Read more
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Gedagte vir die dag ...
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   gedagte   dag   afrikaans   Make a comment
Seks is soos 'n payslip. Jy kan dit met niemand bespreek nie want dan weet almal hoe min jy kry………... Read more
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Confused about 'service'
	6 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: service   confused   Make a comment
I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies. South African Revenue 'Service' Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Municipal 'Service' Civil 'Service' South African Police 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what... Read more
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Do you know who I am?
	19 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: marriage   Make a comment
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for... Read more
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Van die plaas... FORD Fans....EXCELLENT!!!!
	14 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: plaas   ford   fans   Make a comment
Oom Kallie en Tant Anna, wat hulle hele lewe lank geboer het, trek na 'n meenthuisie in die stad. Dis nou, nadat hulle alles verkoop het: plaas, trekkers, bakkies, vee, sommer... Read more
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HAVE TO BE A TEQUILLA LOVER TO ENJOY THIS ONE......
	12 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: tequilla   pg13   lover   enjoy   Make a comment
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and... Read more
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Urology Vs Orthopedics
	20 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: urology   pg13l   orthopedics   contirbuted   Make a comment
When George first noticed that his ding-a-ling was growing much larger and staying up longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, it had grown to nearly twenty inches. George... Read more
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Politically Correct Police
	12 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Mtatazela Tagged with: politically   police   correct   Make a comment
A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car. He radios for backup. "What's the situation?" "A big fat black dude is dancing on a car roof." "You... Read more
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UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)
	11 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: ucla   study   short   interesting   Make a comment
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on... Read more
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Lulu
	8 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: lulu   kids   Make a comment
A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked... Read more
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The Birth of the Internet
	10 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: internet   birth   Make a comment
It is time for everyone to fully understand how the internet came about. Here is the authentic version. In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of... Read more
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Augustus
	2 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: augustus   afrikaans   Make a comment
So ietsie interessant vir julle Augustus het 5 Sondae, 5 Maandae en 5 Dinsdae en volgens die slim mense gebeur dit slegs elke 823 jaar. Geniet die geskiedenis wat jy besig... Read more
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iStuff...
	8 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Herby Tagged with: istuff   1 comment
Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers, and I was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought... Read more
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THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
	15 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: reality   laws   Make a comment
& Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. & Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll... Read more
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Lekker lag vir 'n slag
	14 Grins :) | 9 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: slag   lekker   lag   afrikaans   Make a comment
Koos vlieg besigheidsklas tussen Kaapstad en Johannesburg , en hy is besonder verbaas om te sien dat die passasier in die stoel langs hom 'n papegaai is. Toe die lugwaardin verbykom, vra... Read more
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THE OLDER WE GET, THE RICHER WE ARE!!
	9 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: richer   older   1 comment
AND WHO SAYS WE'RE NOT RICH!!! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth. Stones in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood. Lead in the Ass. Iron in the Arteries. And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I... Read more
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Haai wysheid
	13 Grins :) | 8 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Nash Tagged with: wysheid   nash   haai   afrikaans   Make a comment
Twee groot wit haaie swem in die see en sien 'n skip wat sink. “Volg my, seun” sę pappa haai vir sy seun en hulle swem tot by die skip. “Eers swem... Read more
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Fairy grants a wish
	14 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: wish   grants   fairy   Make a comment
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish." "Fine,"... Read more
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Stress
	6 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: stress   Make a comment
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to... Read more
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